What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?